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ferocious [fərəʊʃəs] adj. 残忍的;惊人的 图片来源：图虫创意 In a kind of odd man-versus-nature moment, a Russian navy boat was attacked and sunk by a walrus during an expedition in the Arctic. 在一次北极探险中，俄
Today 今天 I was asked if I am any good with phones 有人问我，我会不会使用手机 by an elderly man 问我的是一位老爷爷 as he was trying to open a picture message 他正试图打开一个图片文件 that his granddaught
What an incredible day at the beach! 海滩边的一天，多么令人惊喜! Not because it was the most fabulous weather. 不是因为，这一天的天气好的无与伦比 Not because we were with fabulous friends. 也不是因为，我们
A pair of chickens walk into a public library, find the librarian and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian decides that the chickens want three books, and promptly gives them some. Without further ado, the chickens walk out. Around midday, th
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says: You can't drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately. The guy says OK, and drives away. The nex
A little old lady was in the kitchen one day, washing the dishes when suddenly a little genie appeared beside her. You've led a long and good life the genie said, I have come to reward you by granting you three wishes. Ask for anything you
A lonely frog, desparate for any form of company telephoned the Psychic Hotline to find out what his future has in store. His Personal Psychic Advisor advises him, You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everythi
A man went into a pet shop and told the owner that he wanted to buy a pet. But, he didn't want your ordinary, garden variety pet! No, he wanted a pet that could do everything! The shop owner suggested a faithful dog. The man replied, Come
According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has been changed. The bands used to bear the address of the Washington Biological Survey, ab
A timid little man, walked into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, Um, err, which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the parking meter? A giant of a man, wearing biker leathers, his body hair growing ou
Two horses were walking back to the paddock after a days training. One says to the other I can't understand why we are so slow, we come from good stock, we have the best of food, great trainers, and yet we come last in every race. There wa
Bill's all excited about his new rifle. So, he goes bear hunting in Alaska. The first bear he sees is a little brown bear, and he kills it with his first shot. There is a tap on his shoulder, and he turns around to see a big black bear. Th